Total Medals Earned: 812 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,995 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Kill 500 enemies
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 7/7 (245/245 points)
For completing the first level
For completing the tutorial levels
For completing the cave levels
For completing the forest levels
For completing the mountain levels
For completing the desert levels
For completing the canyon levels
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/425 points)
Kill one realm unit
Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Charge the enemy 15 times
Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Kill 50 units with your Demon
Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Get your entire army fully upgraded
Complete the game
Complete the game no later than day 45
Medals Earned: 21/25 (785/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (160/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Medals Earned: 9/10 (115/125 points)
Started The Game
Got Back to camp
Let Jessica Pee
use a trap
get caught
Peeing!!
Kill David
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers
you lost